Fairy Tail Face Book: Chat 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Facebook. I do not own Fairy Tail (but I really wish I did).

The character "Camden" is my own character. She is supposed to be my Gajeel obsessed best friend. She told me she want her character to be a stalker, yay (sarcastically). :P

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Fairy Tail Facebook

Chat #1

Lucy Heartfilia is now online

Lucy Heartfilia says: Oh my gawd! Loki, aka Leo the Lion, is pissing me off! He keeps asking me out even though he knows I have a boyfriend already.

Levy M. is now online

Levy M. says: Aw... I'm soooooo sorry, Lu-chan. I wonder what Natsu Dragneel is going to do when he reads this conversation.

Lucy Heartfilia says: I'm sure he'll beat the crap out of Loki.

Levy M. says: You're most likely right. Lol! I wish I could watch :P

Natsu Dragneel is now online

Natsu Dragneel says: I'm gonna kill you, Loki! How dare you ask out my girlfriend.

Leo the Lion is now online

Leo the Lion says: She isn't your girlfriend! She belongs to me! :D

Natsu Dragneel says: Since when?!

Leo the Lion says: Since forever!

Lucy Heartfilia says: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHE BAGS!

Camden is now online

Natsu Dragneel says: Who's Camden?

Levy M. says: Idk

Camden says: CHOCOLATE! .

Gajeel Redfox is now online

Gajeel Redfox says: Who's Camden?

Camden says: Your dream girl... ;)

Gajeel Redfox says: Eh?

Camden says: I'm writing this from your personal computer inside your bedroom. YAY!

Gajeel Redfox says: How'd you get into my house?!

Camden says: I broke in last night when you were gone, stole your house key, made a copy and then 

returned it so you would not know I was ever there. Mwahahahaha! You will never find me!

Gajeel Redfox says: You're in my house! I know exactly where you are.

Camden says: I'm not there anymore! Geehee!

Gajeel Redfox says: Don't steal my catchphrase!

Camden is now offline

Gajeel Redfox is now offline

Levy M. says: Wow...

Lucy Heartfilia says: o.O

Natsu Dragneel says: Odd. Hey Luce, You wanna make out with me?! ;)

Lucy Heartfilia says: Don't post that on Facebook! Just walk across the guild and ask me, dumb ass.

Natsu Dragneel says: Oh, ya. You are just on the other side. Haha! Bye Levy. Good riddance douche!

Natsu Dragneel is now offline

Lucy Heartfilia says: Natsu Dragneel just asked me to make out with him! Yay! Bye bye! .

Lucy Heartfilia is now offline

Levy M. says: Nooooooo... I'm all alone!

Leo the Lion says: I'm still here.

Levy M. says: You're a celestial spirit and a womanizing freak. So, you don't count for anything. :)

Leo the Lion says: WTF!

Levy M. says: Bye bye, ass hole. ;)

Levy M. is now offline

Leo the Lion says: Now I'm all alone. :(

Aries the Ram is now online

Aries says: I'm here Leo. Would you like to go to dinner with me tonight? I'm sorry!

Leo the Lion says: I'd love to, Aries.

Aries the Ram says: Yay! I'm sorry.

Leo the Lion is now offline

Aries the Ram is now offline

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Gray Fullbuster is now online

Gray Fullbuster says: Yo! Am I the only one here?!

Levy M. is now online

Levy M. says: No, I just got on. I was supposed to hang out with Lucy tonight, I was gonna sleepover, but 

she went home with Natsu.

Gray Fullbuster says: Oh well. We can chat all night long if you like.!

Levy M. says: YAY!

Juvia Lockster is now online

Juvia Lockster says: Can Juvia chat with Gray-sama and Levy M. tonight too?

Levy M. says: Sure. :)

Juvia Lockster says: Yay! Juvia is happy!

Happy is now online

Master is now online

Pantherlily is now online

Gajeel Redfox is now online

Carla is now online

Wendy Marvel is now online

Happy says: I need help!

Levy M. says: Why?! What's wrong?!

Happy says: Natsu kicked me out! He said the he and Lucy were busy and that I needed to leave.

Carla says: What?!

Levy M. says: Oh...

Wendy Marvel says: What are they doing?

Gray Fullbuster says: Nice one Natsu!

Juvia Lockster says: Juvia wishes she and Gray-sama could do that.

Gray Fullbuster says: o.O

Gajeel Redfox says: Looks like Gray Fullbuster's got a nosebleed.

Pantherlily: Gajeel's right, he does have a nosebleed.

Master says: ...

Wendy Marvel says: Seriously! What are they doing together?!

Levy M. says: It's not appropirate to mention out loud or post online Wendy.

Wendy Marvel says: Oh... gross!

Mirajane is now online

Mirajane says: Are you guys talking about Lucy's sex life again?

Gray Fullbuster says: We're also talking about Natsu's. :)

Mirajane says: Well don't, it's rude. We need to wait until they're around, that way we can embarrass them. Mwahahahaha!

Juvia Lockster says: Is Mirjane in Satan Soul mode?

Mirajane says: Yes! I'll change back now.

Levy M. says: Ok.

Mirajane says: Master, don't have a meeting, hearing, or something to go to right now.

Master: Yes, thank you for reminding me, Mirajane. Good bye everyone.

Master is now offline

Gray Fullbuster says: Juvia and I are going back home to my place. Bye!

Juvia Lockster says: Juvia says good bye.

Juvia Lockster is now offline

Gray Fullbuster is now offline

Levy M. says: I wonder why they left. Gray and I were gonna chat all night long, and now he's gone and left me. :(

Gajeel Redfox says: Come over to my place, that way we can talk all night.

Levy M. says: But I don't want to talk if I'm going over to your place.

Gajeel Redfox says: Ok then, we don't have to talk. ;)

Levy M. is now offline

Gajeel Redfox is now offline

Wendy Marvel says: Seriously! Why are all of the couples ditching us?! I'm all alone with you guys now. Just a girl and three Exceeds.

Mirajane says: Hey! I'm still here. I feel like I don't matter. :'(

Wendy Marvel says: Oh, sorry Mirajane, I didn't see you there. I wonder what I should do, now that everyone except you, Happy, Carla and Pantherlily.

Mirajane says: Why don't you guys all come over to the guild, that way we can all chat face to face.

Wendy Marvel says: Ok :)

Carla says: I'd love to.

Happy says: Aye sir!

Pantherlily says: I have nothing better to do because I'm sure Gajeel won't let me go home.

Mirajane says: Ok then, it's settled. Come over to the guild now. :D

Wendy Marvel is now offline

Happy is now offline

Mirajane is now offline

Carla is now offline

Virgo the Maiden is now online

Pantherlily is now offline

Virgo the Maiden says: Princess? Are you here? Princess?! Hm...

Virgo the Maiden is now offline

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Lucy Heartfilia is now online

Natsu Dragneel is now online

Leo the Lion is now online

Virgo the Maiden is now online

Aries the Ram is now online

Wendy Marvel is now online

Levy M. is now online

Lucy Heartfilia says: Oh my gawd! Last night was soooo much fun! . YAY! Sorry I ditched you last night, 

Levy-chan. I feel really really really bad. :(

Levy M. says: Don't worry about it, Lu-chan. I was with Gajeel. Our night was really steamy, though.

Lucy Heartfilia says: So was mine!

Natsu Dragneel says: HEY! Are you talking about our sex life on Facebook, Luce?!

Lucy Heartfilia says: Um... no. o.o

Leo the Lion says: YOU GUYS HAD SEX!

Natsu Dragneel says: Ya, suck on that dick head! :)

Aries the Ram says: Natsu, that isn't very nice. I'm sorry!

Natsu Dragneel says: Hey, Aries? Did you and Loki have sex last night? Oh, and why do you always say sorry?

Aries the Ram says: ...

Leo the Lion: Don't talk to my new girlfriend about her sex life!

Lucy Heartfilia says: Since when have you two been dating?

Leo the Lion says: Since last night when we had sex. :)

Natsu Dragneel says: You said we couldn't talk about your girlfriend's sex life, but you just did.

Leo the Lion says: I did? Oh my god I did! I'm so sorry, Aries

Wendy Marvel says: Haha! You sound just like Aries, Loki.

Lucy Heartfilia says: Lol! You so do!

Leo the Lion says: Oh, fuck you Lucy!

Lucy Heartfilia says: I'd love to. How bout you swing by my place tonight around 6:30. ;)

Natsu Dragneel says: Luce?!

Leo the Lion says: Really?!

Lucy Heartfilia says: I'm only joking Natsu. And Loki, that would only happen in your wildest dreams.

Aries the Ram says: I'm still here Loki, but I'm logging off right now!

Leo the Lion says: Wait Aries! Don't leave me here with these mean people!

Aries is now offline

Leo the Lion says: Look what you've done, Lucy!

Lucy Heartfilia says: What the hell did I do?"

Wendy Marvel says: It's all your fault, Loki. Not Lucy's, she didn't do anything.

Levy M. says: Loki, you should go die in a hole! I bet your girlfriend is sobbing. You broke her poor, fragile 

heart!

Leo the Lion says: Fuck off!

Leo the Lion is now offline

Virgo the Maiden says: Princess. It is time for your bath.

Natsu Dragneel says: Hey Luce, I'll take a bath with you.

Lucy Heartfilia says: Noooooooooo! Get out of my house! Leave me alone! Get out of my bedroom, Natsu!

Lucy Heartfilia is now offline

Natsu Dragneel is now offline

Virgo the Maiden is now offline

Levy M. says: Um...

Wendy Marvel says: Did you feel awkward when that conversation was going on too?

Levy M. says: Yes, very very very awkward.

Happy is now online

Happy says: I'm gonna die!

Levy M. says: WHY?!

Happy says: Because this time Lucy kicked me out of her house, but she let Natsu stay even though she 

screamed at him to get out too. WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE.

Levy M. says: Wendy, you need to log off for a second. I'm gonna have "the talk" with Happy.

Wendy Marvel says: What talk?

Levy M. says: That doesn't matter right now, just log off.

Wendy Marvel says: Fine. :(

Wendy Marvel is now offline

Levy M. says: Ok Happy. You wanted answers, so I'm gonna give to some. Natsu and Lucy are doing it again.

Happy says: Doing what?

Levy M. says: Natsu/your dad, can have that talk with you. Or you can ask Lisanna/your mom.

Happy says: Ok, I will. I'm gonna go ask Lisanna right now.

Levy M. says: Ok, bye Happy.

Happy says: Bye bye, Levy!

Happy is now offline

Levy M. says: Well I better go back to the guild. But I better be quiet or I'll wake Gajeel up. I don't want to disturb his beauty sleep. :)

Levy M. is now offline

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Ok, so I have no idea what you guys think about this or if it's any good. So please, leave comment (both good and bad). I want your honest to God opinions on this story.

So, you might have noticed that the character Camden isn't from Fairy Tail. Well that's because one of my best friends, thederpyhooves, asked me to put her in as a character and told me to call her "Camden". Anyways, if anyone wants to quick part in the story, just tell me in your comment and either give me a name to call your character, or I'll just use your author name on this website.

I hope you found the entire conversation awkward and funny, because that was what I was aiming for. Leave suggestions if you have any. Please leave comments below. If anyone wants to contact me, my email address is teameugene@gmial.com.

I'd love to get emails from fans (please, no haters when t comes to emailing me) because I want to know what you have to say. I want all the help I can get to make this story even better because I can't do it alone.

Just a heads up, this story will most likely be updated once a week since I have so many other stories to write and update. I also plan for this to be a really, and I mean REALLY, long story since there's sooooooo much to write. :)

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